Update

Just a quick update for my loyal readers:
The roommate I wished to be evicted to a deserted island hurt her ankle today at dryland. Even though I didn't really wish something like that on anyone, I have one word: KARMA. Our coach walked in smiling and said "That's what happens to freshman who aren't eligible their first semester" and continued to walk right by her as she whined to the trainer. It was a comical moment, I can't lie. I know, I'm a bitch.

Also, I forgot to mention about the banquet. I didn't even recieve a nice try award, just a "Jessica, she did a nice job for us this year" Whoot. What an honor. And thanks to them my week started out grumpy because it was freaking FOUR HOURS long. I mean what do you even talk about for four hours? Beats me, I have no idea what they talked about. All I know is that Katie and I ate six cups of chocolate mousse. And it was damn good. Maybe it was worth it just for that.

Another update: it is snowing. SNOWING at the end of April. That does not make me a happy camper. I mean the flakes are huge and--wait... NEW UPDATE! It has currently stopped. Sorry for the misinformation. And complaining. Well time to study more and write yet another paper. O why did I choose the doomful major of English?! WHY?

And here is a direct quote from my good friend Katie whom I have the great honor of living with next year: "Shit happens and then you die" So on that optimistic note, I will be leaving. Farewell.