Friday, July 08, 2005

Learn something new everyday

I feel like it's been a long time since I've written anything worth while, so even though it's almost one in the morning, I feel it is my duty to write about my oh so exciting life...

It's been one of those tiring and extremely busy weeks and although I wouldn't have changed one thing about it, I am so ready to lay low. Unfortunately that won't be happening for quite a while. I feel like there are nights where I don't really care if I go out or not, and nights where I do want to go out there is nothing going on. And lately I have just not cared one way or the other, and I find myslef somehow going out every night. It's been fun though, nothing like summer, I can say that much.

Well since I don't really feel like explaining everything that I have done, I am going to make a list of the things I have learned from going out or work... or anything I have done this past week:

1. Even though things don't always work out and you can't meet up with everyone at the Hooka bar sometimes sitting in front of your house talking with an old friend is just as good if not better. Everything happens for a reason.

2. Keep old friends and make new ones, because you never know when they're going to meet, and then everyone can go to a fireworks show together!

3. 7-11 does NOT have marshmellows. I can't even beleive it.

4. Drinking margarittas really fast while watching Fantasia is not as relaxing as it sounds.

5. Kids work best with bribes or threats... I find threats are usually an easier way to handle things.

6. Swimming in foggy pools that makes your skin turn blue is probably not a very good idea... I'm going to stear clear of that one for a while.

7. You don't have to answer every questions you are asked.

8. When your kids in lessons start screaming "OH the horror!" Then you know you might have pushed them a little to hard.

9. When your kids in lessons start calling you miss piggy then you know that something has to be wrong with you.

10. Bike riding always sounds fun, and looks fun...but when you get to the hills you wonder why you wanted to do it so badly.

11. One word: Batman *sigh*

12. Hitting golf balls on the driving range is much harder than it looks...but I still don't think golf is a sport.

13. Being DD is should be considered a form of toture...next to sitting in math class for three hours.

14. Roasting marshmellows and sitting in the hot tub, on the other hand should be considered a form of pure relaxation. Now all we have to do is get a movie going out there and we got it made.

15. Trash juice has to be one of the most unplesant and annoying things ever.

16. When going ice blocking pre cautions should be taken...maybe some padding for the butt.

17. Guard parties should not have to be discused by the board members.

18. Eating half a container of icing in one sitting is not the best idea...and it makes you very thirsty.

19. Hitting people while they are driving is not always the best idea, but if it needs to be done, then it needs to be done.

20. Kids need a good cry before they really understand you are boss.

21. I think talking on the cell phone does cause brain problems, so much that listening math class is just not an option.

22. Sometimes we gave it all we got, and even if it didn't work out, we can look back knowing that there was nothing else that could have been done.

Ok, I am so tired, so I am going to bed. Hope that list provided for valuable learning skills. I know I've sure learned a lot this summer!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Great list...here's a couple more I'd like to add...
-Watch out for ants in your clothing after you're done ice blocking....and holes in the hill.

and I forgot my other one so I'll add it later!

Anonymous said...

p.s. it's ice blocking not ice boxing although one could be confused so you are sliding down the hill on an ICE BOX! okay that's all for now!

jen said...

23. never let your guard down against impulse. even if you're lonely and in good company.

i learned that.
i miss you!

Anonymous said...

hey jdog this is john m. i cant wait to get back from espana so i can hang out with my favorite fucking college girl.i like the list...its pretty hot.

Anonymous said...

Here are a couple more that you/I learned last night...
-It's a bad idea to drink a 24 oz bottle of Mike's Hard by yourself if you're already drunk....or do a keg stand for that matter...or multiple keg stands.
-Don't make phone calls drunk...just don't do it.
-Quad-fisting for the majority of the night is not a great idea either.
-Just because the beer has too much foam, you shouldn't necessarily pour it down the stairs.
-Maybe you should look at the person's face you make out with before you start making out with them so you'll remember which guy it was later...good job.
-Finally, never say that you haven't gotten sick in a while because then you will that night...but at least your best friend will be right there next to you getting sick too.

Sorry, that was the longest comment ever!