Thursday, April 13, 2006

Chronic twitcher

This is the story of the twitching eye that never stopped:

Once upon a time there was a young woman who was very happy with her life. She had a good family, wonderful friends, lived in a beautiful house in a fun college town and went to a good school. She did her homework on occasion, but had many other things she needed to focus on such as swimming and friends.

Then one day she decided the sport of swimming wasn't for her anymore and she gracefully retired from it. After that she knew things would just keep getting better. And they did, she had more time to hang out with friends, more time to have to herself, and just more time to do what she wanted. She decided she had never made a better decision than that. She even believes it to this day. But then things started happening, good and bad, but the bad all fell on her at once. She decided playing frisbee was her new passion, and she did that instead of homework. Her grades started to suffer, not too horribly, she is still working on bringing them up to this day. But then she had issues with her landlord and they told her to find another house. Stress started piling up on her and after looking at over 10 houses she and her roommates did not find anything they wanted. Then she got bit by a flying ant/grasshopper thing and she could barely handle it anymore. Her eye started twitching and it never stopped. Her mom got bit by a dog and had to have extreme hand surgery, her dad got three teeth pulled and her brother got pink eye and she had to go home to see the infurmery. Each week it got worse and each week she got more and more papers until her eye was never even open because it was constantly twitching. And it twitched until the end of time.

THE END.

What a great story huh? I have a terrible problem writing stories when I am not focused if that's not at all obvious at all already I just informed whoever reads this garbage!

Anyway, if it wasn't already obvious I have a chronic twitch in my eye and it's driving me nuts. NUTS I TELL YOU! I have so much to do, I don't even know where to start. I just stare at the computer screen. It's getting pretty bad.

But in other news it's been absoutely gorgeous outside!! Probably explaining why Lauren, Katie and I are getting pretty fried. I look more like a lobster than they do. Damn them. Also I get to go home this weekend, which should be nice, I'm excited to spend some quality time with the fam before I return to the firey wrath of hell. That's just school, nothing else really. Well the rental market is also pretty firey as well. So is my sunburnt body. I guess there are some things I just can't escape. I do need a vacation from my body though, it's getting to heavy to carry around all the time. That's what I love about going to sleep is that I can escape from everything including my body and I can just get lost in my dreams. I don't have to worry about what I look like or what homework I have. Don't get me wrong, I don't always have great dreams or anything, but they are usually other issues than school and stuff like that. Last night I went on some journey with this guy and people were trying to kill him. It was pretty intense. I liked it though.

Well tomorrow should be a glorious day. We're going to try to get a big group of people together to play ultimate frisbee and then have a little bbq at our house. I hope that works out because it would be a good time. I just need to rememeber to wear sunscreen this time. And right now I'm giving up going to a drive in movie to do some work, so I better get to it.

So peace be with you and your people.
Cheers!

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