BiTs aNd PieCeS

Hey hey. Today is a day that will go down in history. I did some homework before it got dark!! I know it's a lot to handle, but it's true. There are a few thoughts that I would like to have in the record books. First of all I am sore. Yes, that's so sad because we lifted normal weights yesterday but it's because we haven't lifted in a while. But we are going to run (if I can learn how) and then go in the hot tub, no swimming tonight. Secondly I must say that country music makes me in a good mood, even though I don't like all of it, I do like most of it. I like a lot of different types of music. ANYDANGWAY, I would like to either a) go skiing/snowboarding or b) go to the beach. One of those would be great. OK story time!
Ahem, today a girl we shall call her... Katinka, she was at lunch with her friends. She's not the brightest girl you will have ever met because Katinka has done some pretty dumb things in her life, things like turn into of a 300 pound man's car, get lost when she was five minutes from her house, ate shit right next to a sign that read "Caution wet steps", asked someone how he takes pictures of two people when there is just two people, bitten into a tomato and had the juice squirt out onto a random stranger in front of her... various things like that, and she tends to get lost and wander away often. So back to the story, she was trying to throw a chunk of food on her friend's plate, but over estimated her distance and thew it into the meal of another fellow student. Katinka was embarassed but that's what she gets for being stupid. HA HA dumb Katinka.
Wasn't that the best story you ever heard? I bet so. Best damn story I ever told. Now I must go partake in some birthday festivities across the hall.
That was the big bash of '05!! Sweetness. We made characters out of balloons, what could be better than that. GOOD NEWS! I am getting a new cellular device this weekend when I go home. YESSS finally. How do cell phones even work? I mean I know some of how they work, but who thought of a phone and phone lines and all that stuff. I will tell you who. Alexander Graham Bell that's who. Pure genius. Another thing Maroon 5 is coming to town April 26th, Pepsi Center at 7! I have to get tickets...humm who out of my three friends would want to come? Don't all jump at once on this one. Well before I go I want to give a shout out to the things you use everyday, but you don't think about them (and the brand names that made them):

Thanks to Wal-Mart for providing me with socks that keeping my feet warm
Thanks to Just Basic for making hair ties without metal parts that keep my mop out of my face
Thanks Equate for making nutrient enriched lotion that keeps my skin smooth
Thank you Blistex for making chapstick that keeps my lips kissable
I wanna thank Athletic Works for making lifting gloves so I don't get blisters. And even though people may think I am swaying the opposite way--I DONT CARE THEY HELP ME!
I want to give a shout out to Swingline for making my stapler that I use on a daily basis.
And last but not least Scotch for providing me with my much needed tape to hang up pictures. And the duct tape company because I use that with everything, Duct tape you are my answer to everything!
So thank you everyone! I am going to go do my homewok, but I will be back! Peace and hair grease.